February 2012
Watchthephoenixeslament:
unholycow:
Most likely my favorite office moment
forever reblog
If I consider you as one of my good/close...
dream-within-anightmare:
annaxanomaly:
ayeitsgabbay:
ohhitslove:
I will tell you when I need to pee.. LOL.
I will hit you very often.
I will insult you more than necessary.
I will annoy you so much you’ll want to hit me.
I will tell you useless/pointless stories.
I will bitch to you. Like a lot.
I will swear at you 24/7.
I will tell you personal stuff people probably don’t want to...
reblog if
thinspocean:
you’re not skinny enough
you’re not pretty enough
your hair isn’t long enough
your skin isn’t soft enough
your eyes aren’t pretty enough
your legs aren’t long enough
your stomach isn’t flat enough
you’re not happy enough
you don’t smile enough
you’re not talented enough
you’re never good enough
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH
Reblog if you never planked or did the cinnamon...
i wanna congratulate you on not being a dumbass
writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
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I have chubby cheeks
When you try to be silly and cute at the same...
youwantthegetdown:
Expectations:
Reality:
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Watch
you came to the wrong part of town, you piece of shit
Anonymous asked: #1?
Wear shirt two times: Dirty
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean
thekillgrill:
i really need a job but im too young to work almost everywhere
me: can i have money for clothes
parents: no are you insane we have no money why don't you go and work for it wow you are so selfish think before you speak
sibling: can i have money for clothes
parents: sure here's the entire family savings go have a good time sweetie we love you so much!!!
me: excuse me but what
True or False, anon or not. DO IT!
ask me!
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. had a job?
9. slipped on ice?
10. missed the school bus?
11. left the house without my wallet?
12. bullied someone on the internet?
13. sexted?
14. had sex in public?
15. played on a sports team?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18. smoked a cigar?
19. drank alcohol? .
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. been overweight?
22. been underweight?
23. had an eating disorder?
24. been to a wedding?
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
28. been late for work?
29. been late for school?
30. kissed in the rain?
31. showered with someone else?
32. failed my drivers test?
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. been outside my home country?
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. had lice?
37. gotten my heart broken?
38. had a credit card?
39. been to a professional sports game?
40. broken a bone?
41. been unhappy about my weight?
42. won a trophy?
43. cut myself?
44. had an STD?
45. got engaged?
46. been on a diet?
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
48. rode in a taxi?
49. been to prom?
50. played a drinking game?
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. been to a concert?
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
56. had braces?
57. learned another language?
58. killed an animal?
59. been at a yard sale?
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
61. wore make up?
62. talked to someone via webcam?
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. snuck out of the house?
67. bought porn?
68. had a virus on my computer?
69. had oral sex?
70. dyed my hair?
71. gone skinny dipping?
72. graduated from college?
73. wore someone else’s clothes?
74. voted in a presidential election?
75. rode in an ambulance?
76. rode in a helicopter?
77. caught the stove on fire?
78. got in a verbal fight?
79. met someone famous?
80. been on vacation?
82. been on a boat?
81. been on an airplane?
83. broken something expensive?
84. had surgery?
85. kissed someone before I was 14?
86. beat a video game?
87. found something valuable on the ground?
88. made a survey?
89. stalked someone on a social network?
90. prank called someone?
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
91. been to a library outside of school?
93. cut my hair and hated it?
94. peed outside?
95. went fishing?
96. helped with charity?
97. taken a pregnancy test?
98. been rejected by a crush?
99. been suspended from school?
100.broken a mirror?
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queerard:
Yelling “LETS OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP” while trying to get through a busy school hallway
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mickjiggles:
Why does everyone associate heavy metal with Satan? For all we know Satan could like smooth jazz.
When someone says Mikey
darkenedintentions:
When I was young
Now
ifyoucarryonthisway:
if you dont like bullets gerard we cant be friends im sorry its not me its you
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ieroismyhero:
things i miss:
fall out boy
frank’s piercings
bob bryar
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Watchpizzaforpresident:
what
liamfuck:
Let’s grow old together and die at the same time.
ugh. Harry Styles is so gay.
One Direction Fan: OMG. HE IS NOT. HOW DARE YOU EVEN SAY THAT!?
ugh. Justin Bieber is so gay.
Justin Bieber Fan: NO ACTUALLY, HE IS NOT. HE'S DATING SELENA. SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT LOVE. THAT'S SO RUDE.
ugh. Ryan Ross is so gay.
Panic! At The Disco Fan: UNF. I FUCKING HOPE SO. WITH BRENDON URIE!? UNGHHH. FUCK YES. I SHIP RYDEN SO FUCKING MUCH. THEY MAKE THE MOST PERFECT COUPLE IN THE WORLD. BRENDON COULD JUST DITCH SARAH AND RUN AWAY WITH RYAN. AND THEN JON, IAN, DALLON AND SPENCER COULD JOIN IN AND THEY COULD ALL JUST HAVE ONE MASSIVE GAY ORGY. UNG. THAT WOULD BE PERFECTION. I SHIP IT.
ugh. Gerard Way is so gay
MCR fans: we know
ballato:
petition for frank to bring the piercings and mohawk and eyeliner and gloves and pansy and gay back
Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
yoursonhastheemo:
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yoursonhastheemo:
yoursonhastheemo:
yoursonhastheemo:
yoursonhastheemo:
Teenager attempts to be funny
Useless comment
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oh my god THIS is why I love the internet
Long intellectual counter comment about feminism and gay rights
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